Excited about riffing my very own drink recipes and not really censoring myself (because it’s not something I’m good at). But sad that I am currently sleeping on an air mattress in Los Angeles at a friends house with all but 2 bags of clothes in a storage unit in El Segundo hence prohibiting from concocting drinks of my own, I decided I would contribute by making some graphics to decorate our page.
I searched for things like gummy sharks, bad ice cube trays, anything that I could add to a martini or margarita glass that appropriately expresses the fun and horror we’re going for.
What I found is that Barbie has caused a lot of people to need therapy. Here are just a few gems I acquired in my search:
I don’t know what kind of weird Hentai inspired art this is.
Is this some sort of art therapy for people in prison for mass murder?
This just looks like a bad lab experiment.
Nothing says “I Love You” like a wrist load of plastic asses.
All participants in the Susan G. Komen Run/Walk for Breast Cancer will receive this lovely necklace. Five pairs of Barbie boobs set in sterling silver making a lovely star in the middle.
I’m gonna have fun making pics for this blog. Mwuhuhuhahahahahaha!!!!
(All jewelry made by someone I found on the internet – Margaux Lange)